I am a latex fetishist. I can’t get enough of the stuff. I wake up in the morning and I want to put it on. I wish I could wear latex exclusively but sadly it rips and it is very expensive. If only I could find a wealthy investor who wants to invest in my latex wardrobe. Hey, maybe I can. Are you out there latex-loving pervert? I don’t care if you are submissive or if you think you are dominant, I only care about the latex. You buy it – I’ll wear it, take pictures in it, masturbate in it, bathe in it, offer road side piss stops in it, and love it. You know you want to buy me latex clothing so what are you waiting for – I have a catsuit design waiting to be paid for a syren. Get out your credit card and call them up, tell them you want to pay for the catsuit in Widow Centauri’s name and then email me telling me you did it. The suit is simply stunning. Make me happy and buy me latex today!
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The Widow Centauri is a professional dominatrix, sex educator, author, and funny person. She currently resides in New Orleans and travels extensively. She has a masters degree in sociology. Having written her thesis on gender neutral language Widow's research focuses on sociolinguistics and LGBT...QIKAP&GQ issues. Her undergraduate degree is in Creative Writing. She is Second City trained in both comedy writing and improvisational performance. View all posts by widowcentauri