I was reading the crap that litters the max fisch forums this morning and I discovered a post written by someone who has spent 20 years hanging out with transgendered people. He said " I’ve seen posts in which terms such as transsexual, transvestite, transgender, tgirl, etc. are used interchangeably or incorrectly. As such, I’d … Continue reading The Correct Usage of T-Girl
Easter night I went to the Faultline at something like 3 in the afternoon. I started out by drinking beer but when you have a seven foot tall transsexual dressed in a bright yellow dress with you in a club packed with hard bodies gay men you rapidly move to hard liquor. Gin and tonic, … Continue reading Okay, I Don’t Know How To Spell Vato or Chola — I’m White!
Easter—it makes me think of gay boys drinking beer and pissing on each other. Wanna find out why? I’m on my way to the Faultline. If you want to have a fantastic adventure now is a good time to call. I probably won’t hear my phone ring once I get to the bar. Several years … Continue reading A Beer Bash Isn’t For Women In Pink Dresses
I’m sitting here in my office and I have my second beer, a cookie, and a pistol sitting next to me. I don’t plan on shooing anyone it just happens to be sitting next to my computer. It is loaded. Lately I have been pretty stressed out. I have been waiting anxiously for a green … Continue reading Living Life Like I’m On Shore Leave! ~~~ or how to get a session on the cheap!
Ode To Lorelei Alright it is time to tell you about my fantastic girlfriend. When I met her she was a man, a very sharp man. Standing at 6’4” she was the same height as Abe Lincoln. She was actively playing Abe Lincoln in Abe Lincoln Presents, a Second City Show. She was wearing fancy … Continue reading My Transsexual Girlfriend
How is the slave seeking going? That is the question of the week. Pretty poorly if you must know the truth. I met with several slave wanna be types in the last week and here are some of the highlights. The Famous Rock Star Not only had I never seen him, no one stopped him … Continue reading One Good Bitch. Is That Too Much To Ask For?
Porn That is the topic that plagues me on this late yet sun shine filled morning. Porn is on my mind because as a resident of the city of LA I have been asked to make porn no fewer than five times a month since I got to this fair city. But dominatrixes don’t suck … Continue reading Will My Neuroses Keep Me From Making Porn?
For over 40 hours now I have been wanting to sit down and write about the connections of my childhood and the reason I think men should pay for it. Raymond. When I was nine I had a 14 year old slave who would bring me gifts after all the lights went out. He brought … Continue reading Paying For It
I am planning a nationwide tour. I'm booking my one-woman show, If Lucy Had A Whip: Tales of an American Dominatrix, and taking it to fabulous places like Omaha, Buffalo, and Reno. Sounds like fun, hun? Anyway, last time I did a big tour I had a guy contact me and tell me that he … Continue reading Have an RV? ~~~~~ Be My Road Bitch!
My One Woman Show, If Lucy Had A Whip: Tales of an American Dominatrix, is being uploaded in segments and being booked around the country. The opening segment from the show is now available for your viewing pleasure. The clip is titled Pandora's Hook and it answers one of the most common questions I have … Continue reading Pandora’s Hook