Rode a greyhound bus on a one way ticket to NOLA. Contemplated the US border patrols policies and how they resemble those of Nazi Germany. Encountered the dreaded flying cockroach. Built a dungeon. Discovered that my kinky friend is having a “not kinky” phase / freak out. Met Jan. Received admission letter from prestigious graduate … Continue reading My Trip To New Orleans, Thus Far
I am on my way to New Orleans. I love going to The Big Easy it makes me feel so much more human than the city of the devil ever could. The people are polite, the food is greasy and you can take your beer to go! Ahhh heaven. I’ll be getting into town on … Continue reading New Orleans — A Casting Call, A Screening, Perverts, and Jazz Fest!
Aggg my chucks were stolen. I walked to the Improv and then put my high heels on. I stashed my chucks behind the booth and didn't think anything of it. When I was ready to leave my chucks were missing. Gone. Just gone. Fuck it looks like I'm walking home in my high heels. Dammit. … Continue reading Shoes and Sex
Come see me do my funny thing on Thursday night at 8:00. I'll be at the Hollywood Improv doing a bit from my one woman show. They will be premiering the comedy pilot I was recently cast in that night as well! Come and laugh! Hollywood Improv 8162 Melrose Ave Los Angeles, CA 90046 8:00 … Continue reading Hollywood Improv Thursday Night at 8:00
I haven’t added much to my blog in the last few days. Maybe you are wondering why. It’s not because I haven’t been writing it’s because I’m having to deal with wordpress. They changed their dashboard and it is not so Mac friendly. I work with my photos and so naturally I use a Mac. … Continue reading WordPress Changed Their Dashboard — Not So Mac Friendly
I have never had a girlfriend who didn’t have a dick. My first girlfriend was named Sylvia she was 18. I was 17 but lied and said I was 18. No one questioned me. She had several dicks which her 40 year old boyfriend had given her. Now that I am a bit more grown … Continue reading My Girlfriend’s Dick
Before I just jump into a political tirade I’m gonna bring you up to speed so your not left wondering “hey isn’t this a sex blog?” A few years ago I wrote a research paper on the privatization of public space. A month ago I was blocked from Collar Me, a kinky dating website, for … Continue reading You and Me — April 17th!
Today I wish to contemplate the fake orgasm. I have found myself wondering why women continue to feed the egos of men through perpetuating the fake orgasm. It’s such a cliché to fake one – my god why are we still doing this? And why don’t men know how to cope with blatant sexual advances? … Continue reading The Politics Of Faking An Orgasm
The privileged white male complex has never once impressed me. In fact anyone who thinks that they are better than other people makes me want to scream. I have a very low tolerance for bigots. Saturday I experienced discrimination that would have been much easier to take if it hadn’t been so two faced. I … Continue reading Paying For The Social Inadequacies Of Men