I love to piss on boys in public. I'll be in LA tomorrow and I will need to pee. I drink over a gallon of water a day. My bladder holds 3 1/2 cups of piss. Don't ask me questions that can be answered by reading my blog. Call me to get drenched! you know … Continue reading Public Golden Showers — LA — July 1
A few years ago I was on an episode of the pen and teller show. It was an episode that dealt with body hair. I have not seen it. While we were filming I was asked a question that triggered my interest in social systems. I was asked why I thought people are so obsessed … Continue reading The Bush is Back!
I met a new clients for a spanking session and then I turned my phone on and posted my availability for public ruby showers. If you are not familiar with ruby showers they are a little like golden showers but there is blood involved. I bleed really heavily for two days tops, then I have … Continue reading Pissing on Corporate America!
I am on my way out the door and I start bleeding all over myself. Sexy thick dark blood. It shoots down my legs and gets all over my shoes. I have no choice I have to strip, shower and start over with my morning. Then I realize that I have a huge chunk of … Continue reading Public Ruby Shower?
The Bikram yoga post worked, sort of. A beautiful buff black man appeared and started practicing with me. He has these sexy dread locks. I think he sort of fetishizes them as he calls them his crown. He has a wicked sexy accent. Sounds and looks like he is from Kenya but he insists he … Continue reading A New Lover and Dirty Bathroom Porn
I have come to terms with the reality that the economic meltdown is effecting my ability to have a good time. This is tragic and scary. Business sucks ass. I came out of a year of papers, reading, deadlines, presentations, and essentially reinventing myself to discover that no one has money to play. The other … Continue reading My Head Spins When I’m Broke
http://www.carpenterarts.org/0910cleese.html John Cleese is coming to socal in November. AHHHHH! Can you remember that my birthday is right about that time and that I love John Cleese? Presents make me happy. Also if I can sneak back stage and talk him into something kinky (or just throw a net over him) I will blog about … Continue reading John Cleese!!!!!!!!!
With all the fighting for basic civil liberties that have been happening around the country I thought it high time to sit down and write about marriage. So I wrote an angry piece about gay marriage and then I opted to not publish it. I stashed it in a folder and though I could avoid … Continue reading Marriage and Family
I have a married friend who has a cheating husband. He is a real sleaze ball. He ran her credit into the ground, mooched off her for a decade, knocked her up and now he wants a divorce so he can go play his silly games with younger women. GRRRRR. He should watch his back. … Continue reading Cheating
The sweat drips down my skin It gets in my yes Sometimes I stick out my tongue and lick the sweat off my breasts, upside-down. The deep stretch The sensation of tightening muscles in my groin I have come in several of the Bikram poses -- camel, half locust, and eagle. I hope to be … Continue reading Bikram Buddy?