Full Clothing Public Pee?

I’m at the beach in Sandy Eggo. I’ll be leaving town tonight. I want to pee on someone in full view of the world. I have been wanting to meet someone sitting on a bench, sit on his lap, piss on him right there on the bench. Fully clothed, soaking wet. The beach seems like a good place to make this happen this morning. The vegas strip is where I want to do it. Someone make this sexy time a reality for me.