I have the worst gas ever. I made wonderful greens and they have made me so farty I could likely power something. I have been pretending I’m not going to go the the Cadillac Lounge, but I am heading there now. If you love gassy women and you are anywhere near Providence RI, come see me tonight or tomorrow.
My Gawd I’m Bloated and Smelly. I need a fart sniffer.
Thanks for coming in Fart Sniffing Bitch!
Id love to be your fart sniffing, golden shower, slut!
Had a wonderful dream where you were sitting in a tub with an inverted bowl and you farted underwater so the bowl caught your farts. You then took a piston filled it with water put it into the bowl and drew it full of your gas. You then pumped the gas into my butt and watched me squirm knowing I was about to fart out your gas and laughed hysterically when I finally did! I woke up so turned on I looked at a picture of you and creamed my panties in just one stroke! Are you open to me paying you to try this in real life?
I am responding to You training me to get super turned on by Your gas! I LOVE that I get rock hard thinking of paying You to spend an evening smelling Your gas! I would be honored to do a video of You farting on my balls and watching me blow my panties full of come! Show just how helpless I now am to Your farts!