I have the worst gas ever. I made wonderful greens and they have made me so farty I could likely power something. I have been pretending I’m not going to go the the Cadillac Lounge, but I am heading there now. If you love gassy women and you are anywhere near Providence RI, come see me tonight or tomorrow.
My Gawd I’m Bloated and Smelly. I need a fart sniffer.