Why do people stand me up? I have been in the smut business for so long. I like the connection that I get from people from real intimate interpersonal connection, but then people do stupid shit and stand me up. I have little patience for my time being wasted. I am going back under my … Continue reading Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.
My tits Today I am writing about my tits. I love them. They are so very sensitive. They are soft, they are large and look amazingly like a fake set if placed in a push up bra, but they droop. Like grandmother tits they are saggy fuckers. When they were growing in, at age nine, … Continue reading My Tits
So, yesterday I had a totally booked day, then one client canceled, and another took his place, booked an overnight, then my earlier client canceled, and I figured I could sleep in, but then I woke up to the phone ringing and Mr. replacement canceling. I was sad and a tad worried. I need money, … Continue reading An Office Job
Bullshit Changing All The Time Censorship Dealing with porn sites is really getting to be a huge pain in the arse. These ‘censorship’ rules are largely self imposed based on the website. This post is about my frustration in dealing with these silly power tripping censors. Eros guide is what pushed me over the edge … Continue reading Censorship in my smut bubble
I fell in lust in San Diego Oh gawd this shit almost never happens to me. I pride myself on not liking people. I really can’t ever get into some dude. Why would I? I knocked on my friend’s door but this big buff dude came to the door in boxers, a neon … Continue reading Never Ask If You Can Sleep With Someone’s Friend
I returned from socal right into a party. As soon as I was home the festivities began. Alcoholidaze is in full swing. I ate way too much food. Days of gorging myself, then I went to a photo shoot, now I am finally able to sit down and catch up on some things, like my … Continue reading Expect Typos
I wish I had been in the mood to piss on him out in the open in the middle of the store. Like in Ladies Panties or something. Sadly we went to the bathroom. I was already at the store shopping, visiting a friend who can’t get a good job with zirs master degree so … Continue reading I Pissed on a Bitch in Target
In The End We All Turn To Dust. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QmGSGuQHmc&feature=player_embedded RIP Mike, strange person, wacky inventor, person who left and never got blamed for leaving. I wish you had beaten Hon Lik, I would be sitting pretty on an island right now. I really hope that you are happy in a parallel universe and that … Continue reading RIP Mike