I have been so out of money lately that I have been living on beans. Consequently, I have the most explosive and stinky gas. Every couple minutes a loud rank fart comes thundering through my cheeks. They smell so bad the cat went into the other room.
If you are a fart fetishist you should get over here and smell my nasty stench. Bring your face over, I’ll sit on it and fart all day. Be my chair.
This gas is terrible. I expect it will be pretty bad tomorrow, probably through Mardi Gras Day even. I just put another pot of beans on.
I love farting while facesitting. Come make me happy today!