After reading my rant, sure as shit, some bitches came climbing out of the wood work all butt hurt saying “I’m a regular, no?” My response of ‘who is this?’ Didn’t exactly please them. There is no fighting the fact that I am in a bad mood. I have all these big plans but every... Continue Reading →
Just a Quick Update
I'm in San Diego. When I'm in New England I get a lot of people on my phone and in my inbox suggesting that they want to play when I am in SoCal. Well I am here bitches! I have limited time to play in San Diego through the 3rd of April. I am ONLY... Continue Reading →
I Pissed on a Bitch in Target
I wish I had been in the mood to piss on him out in the open in the middle of the store. Like in Ladies Panties or something. Sadly we went to the bathroom. I was already at the store shopping, visiting a friend who can’t get a good job with zirs master degree so... Continue Reading →
Dance For Me Bitch!
I met a middle aged man in a quaint little restaurant. We sat near the back, though the place was small so every time anyone had to go to the bathroom they would walk right past us. I ordered food, slid my heel off and put my foot in his crotch. I pushed and kicked... Continue Reading →
Having A Drink at the Titty Bar
Recently I was at the titty bar and a boy who I have seen before appeared before I was even ready. He texted me and told me that he was upstairs waiting for me. I came upstairs not even sure who I was looking for only to see that cute little bitch. Oh, you. I... Continue Reading →
Wanna See Me?
Sorry I went away for a bit. I have been very ill. I have had every possible test run and the good news is that I'm not dying, I'm not contagious, and I'm totally insurable. The bad news is that I have had a three year migraine headache. Three and a half really, but who... Continue Reading →
Dr Pee
I left the club at 1:00 in the morning. I called to confirm and headed to Boston. I grew up in hospitals, my mother was a nurse. most people dislike hospitals, I love them, I love the way they smell. antiseptic. clean, like the smell of disease, washed away. it reminds me of my home.... Continue Reading →
Tips for Keeping Your Pussy Healthy
One of the best things about being a sexpert is that sometimes my childhood friends will ask me for sex advice. I dislike a lot of needy email but when people I care about trust me with their secrets I feel all warm and cozy, like I have done something useful with my life. Today... Continue Reading →
The Strip Club
I took most of last week off. I was feeling a little burnt out, but not done. I stayed in and worked on my thesis. I’m heading out to the club tonight, and Thursday. I have been doing a lot of thinking about how come I’m hanging out in a strip club. I have been... Continue Reading →
A Pervert Walks into a Bar
He came into see me, I brought a bag of toys with me, I strolled into this VIP lounge decorated with fake palm trees and cheap sofas. “Sit on the couch” I tell him. I get out a couple lengths of rope, I hog tie him face down at the foot of the sofa. “There... Continue Reading →
