Yep! That is what we are having here this week folks. The sort of week that really makes you value your elitist anti-social book fetish. Where to begin? A while back I mentioned how my neighbor was trying to build a fire pit — maybe you recall, it’s not that crucial as the landlord (obviously)... Continue Reading →
Just a Quick Update
I'm in San Diego. When I'm in New England I get a lot of people on my phone and in my inbox suggesting that they want to play when I am in SoCal. Well I am here bitches! I have limited time to play in San Diego through the 3rd of April. I am ONLY... Continue Reading →
Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.
Why do people stand me up? I have been in the smut business for so long. I like the connection that I get from people from real intimate interpersonal connection, but then people do stupid shit and stand me up. I have little patience for my time being wasted. I am going back under my... Continue Reading →
Burt Reynolds
So I met this dude at a titty bar. I gave him my fake ‘real’ stripper name. I gave him my real phone number. He called and we got together for a session. I remember that he was very polite and submissive at the club, even though he was there with a bachelor party. I... Continue Reading →
Day Two: Public Blowjob
I met a bitch who I have seen before. We met in a quiet, cozy, charming New England tea house. There were people sitting right behind us. They were chatting, I was a little too loud. I talked about pissing and dildos. At one point they stopped talking because they had clearly overheard something that... Continue Reading →
Wanna See Me?
Sorry I went away for a bit. I have been very ill. I have had every possible test run and the good news is that I'm not dying, I'm not contagious, and I'm totally insurable. The bad news is that I have had a three year migraine headache. Three and a half really, but who... Continue Reading →
Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)
Greetings, my loyal readers. Sorry I have been absent for so very long. I was busy having fun. I’m going to bring you up to speed. I have been traveling a lot. Last update here suggests that I was in New Orleans, which I was and will be again soon. I am currently in Las... Continue Reading →
Dr Pee
I left the club at 1:00 in the morning. I called to confirm and headed to Boston. I grew up in hospitals, my mother was a nurse. most people dislike hospitals, I love them, I love the way they smell. antiseptic. clean, like the smell of disease, washed away. it reminds me of my home.... Continue Reading →
Prepare To Enter …
I have been heading to the strip club a lot lately. Most of the time things are sexy, yet timid. I dance for some strangers, make a little money, dance on the pole, and get home in time to make it to six am yoga. Last night was by far the strangest night I have... Continue Reading →
Transcending Boundaries Conference — this weekend in Worcester, MA
I'm wicked excited to be a part of Transcending Boundaries. I am heading to Worcester MA this weekend to present my research and perform a show on the same topic, Gender Variant Language! The show is Friday night and is boringly named "TBC Primer" for gawd only knows what reason. I guess the show is... Continue Reading →
