White Trash — Trailer Park — Super Party!

Yep! That is what we are having here this week folks. The sort of week that really makes you value your elitist anti-social book fetish. Where to begin? A while back I mentioned how my neighbor was trying to build a fire pit — maybe you recall, it’s not that crucial as the landlord (obviously) … Continue reading White Trash — Trailer Park — Super Party!

If I’m Gonna Be Heckled I’m Gonna Go Back To Doing Stand Up

I’m gonna write about my neighbor because I hate her. I generally try to get along with the people I live near. I’m not that friendly but I’m not a shitty neighbor. I try to keep the noise down after the normal day person hours. I generally live a much quieter life than I would … Continue reading If I’m Gonna Be Heckled I’m Gonna Go Back To Doing Stand Up

The John Waters Christmas Hustle

I got all worked up to meet John Waters. I’m used to Hollywood meet and greet events. If the general admission tx is $30 bucks and the meet and greet after party tix is $100 I naturally expect that there is a cocktail party after the fact. This seems like a basic thing to expect. … Continue reading The John Waters Christmas Hustle

Censorship in my smut bubble

Bullshit Changing All The Time Censorship Dealing with porn sites is really getting to be a huge pain in the arse. These ‘censorship’ rules are largely self imposed based on the website. This post is about my frustration in dealing with these silly power tripping censors. Eros guide is what pushed me over the edge … Continue reading Censorship in my smut bubble

Prepare To Enter …

I have been heading to the strip club a lot lately. Most of the time things are sexy, yet timid. I dance for some strangers, make a little money, dance on the pole, and get home in time to make it to six am yoga. Last night was by far the strangest night I have … Continue reading Prepare To Enter …

Transcending Boundaries Conference — this weekend in Worcester, MA

I'm wicked excited to be a part of Transcending Boundaries. I am heading to Worcester MA this weekend to present my research and perform a show on the same topic, Gender Variant Language! The show is Friday night and is boringly named "TBC Primer" for gawd only knows what reason. I guess the show is … Continue reading Transcending Boundaries Conference — this weekend in Worcester, MA

And Now For Something Totally Out Of My Comfort Zone

When I miss a call I return it. I called this number back a few time in the last ten days. Mark from VIP Services is what the message told me. Just Mark From VIP services. I figured he was a pimp. He finally called when I was sitting with my phone. I answered and … Continue reading And Now For Something Totally Out Of My Comfort Zone

Public Piss On The Strip!

On my way into Vegas he called. A piss boy I haven’t seen in years. He said he was in Henderson. “Meet me on the strip right now” I told him. In an hour I was sitting across from my old friend at the Wynn. I sat there drinking water, more water, more water still. … Continue reading Public Piss On The Strip!