I love to look at tats on other people. I fantasize about having them on me all the time. I long to tattoo political ideologies and manifestos on my arms. I have had fantasies about having tattoos ever since I was little. About two weeks before I turned 18 I went into a tattoo parlor … Continue reading Sexy Skin
Vegas is like a giant 24 hour Wal-Mart with booze. It attracts the lowest common denominator of American white trash. People who go out in booty shorts and flip flops with giant acrylic fingernails adhered to their finger tips so as to look classy. This place is a freak show. I never really liked Vegas. … Continue reading This Place Is So Weird
I’m preparing to leave SOCAL. Yep. I can’t take it so I’m gonna head back east and work on me thesis. I have managed to find a few sexy people to get my freak on with here but when they open their mouths I have to listen to the music and just nod, like I’m … Continue reading I’m Outta Here! ~~ Leaving SoCal Mid June ~~ Selling a buch of stuff NOW!
“Young dumb and trying to get some.” That is what the stupid boy who was too old for me to date back when I was a wee lass used to say. He said other brilliant things too like “if I bite you it will hurt.” Needless to say, dating that older guy made me into … Continue reading What Does A Woman Have To Do To Get Laid In This Town? — Leave Town?
The night before thanksgiving I was settling down for a bottle of wine and 30 library books when the phone rang. It was a young relative in tears. Seems this person was chased out by zirs father in a tirade of bigoted, homophobic slander. I drove to the suburbs to rescue this teen, certain that … Continue reading Thanksgiving is when you find out what your family is made of
Ah Fuck I am so broke that I am counting my change. I am so broke that I am blogging about counting my change. I am far to broke to be comfortable. If you are a regular client, if you have been wanting to play, if you just like my writing and would like to … Continue reading I wrote this two days ago, hoped something would give, now that it hasn’t I present to you: BROKE!
Last night started in a most ominous fashion. The tweaker, who I have been attempting to employ to bring my desk out of the driveway and into my apartment, above the garage, flaked again. Making this day ten or twelve that my giant desk lingers in the driveway baiting the landlord (who lives in the … Continue reading Good News Everyone!
I went out to pick up a pizza last night and ended up getting kicked out of the pizza place. When I called for delivery they explained to me that it would take almost two ours but I could pick it up in 20 minutes. I was fucking hungry so I said, “I’ll come get … Continue reading No Pizza, No Beer, No Politics
Lately it seems that a lot of full-grown men feel inspired to yell at me. This is both sad and pathetic. As an activist working to remove the gender binary I can see these more prevalent man fits as being a sign of the changing times. But in a world that says it is not … Continue reading Man Fits