Celebrate Volume Two — The Dominatrix Bible– Free Download of Volume One!

Dear Readers, Many of you have purchased the first volume of my book, The Dominatrix Bible. Thank you. Those of you who have not yet had the chance, today is your lucky day. As a way to thank all of you for your loyalty over the years I am making the first volume of The … Continue reading Celebrate Volume Two — The Dominatrix Bible– Free Download of Volume One!

Fix That, Buy This — Gimme!

I’m pissing in the bathtub for the rest of the night because my toilet is having a fit. It just keeps draining. I have jiggled the handle and gone into the tank, the toilet is just whining. I need this fixed asap. Additionally: My fridge is trying to die I need hurricane supplies and information … Continue reading Fix That, Buy This — Gimme!

Tips for Keeping Your Pussy Healthy

One of the best things about being a sexpert is that sometimes my childhood friends will ask me for sex advice. I dislike a lot of needy email but when people I care about trust me with their secrets I feel all warm and cozy, like I have done something useful with my life. Today … Continue reading Tips for Keeping Your Pussy Healthy

Kinky Sex With Yoga and Breakfast

I have been having much fun in Las Vegas. Last night I had an overnight session that included the yoga + breakfast option that I advertise. Seems like people are always afraid to come to yoga with me. I love the shit. Do you think you are too fat? Too old? Too stiff? Well Mark … Continue reading Kinky Sex With Yoga and Breakfast

My First Gang Bang

Las Vegas. I don’t like it there. I’m going back though because crazy sexy good times happened. Lots of them. Every day some new sexy thing happened. I shot some piss porn with Taylor St.Claire, I peed on a lot of boys in very public places, and I had my first gang bang. The gang … Continue reading My First Gang Bang

This Place Is So Weird

Vegas is like a giant 24 hour Wal-Mart with booze. It attracts the lowest common denominator of American white trash. People who go out in booty shorts and flip flops with giant acrylic fingernails adhered to their finger tips so as to look classy. This place is a freak show. I never really liked Vegas. … Continue reading This Place Is So Weird