Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.

Why do people stand me up? I have been in the smut business for so long. I like the connection that I get from people from real intimate interpersonal connection, but then people do stupid shit and stand me up. I have little patience for my time being wasted. I am going back under my … Continue reading Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.

Censorship in my smut bubble

Bullshit Changing All The Time Censorship Dealing with porn sites is really getting to be a huge pain in the arse. These ‘censorship’ rules are largely self imposed based on the website. This post is about my frustration in dealing with these silly power tripping censors. Eros guide is what pushed me over the edge … Continue reading Censorship in my smut bubble

I Pissed on a Bitch in Target

I wish I had been in the mood to piss on him out in the open in the middle of the store. Like in Ladies Panties or something.  Sadly we went to the bathroom.  I was already at the store shopping, visiting a friend who can’t get a good job with zirs master degree so … Continue reading I Pissed on a Bitch in Target

Day Two: Public Blowjob

I met a bitch who I have seen before.  We met in a quiet, cozy, charming New England tea house.  There were people sitting right behind us.  They were chatting, I was a little too loud.  I talked about pissing and dildos.  At one point they stopped talking because they had clearly overheard something that … Continue reading Day Two: Public Blowjob

Having A Drink at the Titty Bar

Recently I was at the titty bar and a boy who I have seen before appeared before I was even ready.  He texted me and told me that he was upstairs waiting for me.  I came upstairs not even sure who I was looking for only to see that cute little bitch.  Oh, you.  I … Continue reading Having A Drink at the Titty Bar

Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)

Greetings, my loyal readers. Sorry I have been absent for so very long. I was busy having fun. I’m going to bring you up to speed. I have been traveling a lot. Last update here suggests that I was in New Orleans, which I was and will be again soon. I am currently in Las … Continue reading Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)