I’m gonna write about my neighbor because I hate her. I generally try to get along with the people I live near. I’m not that friendly but I’m not a shitty neighbor. I try to keep the noise down after the normal day person hours. I generally live a much quieter life than I would … Continue reading If I’m Gonna Be Heckled I’m Gonna Go Back To Doing Stand Up
Category: fights
I have been having much fun in Las Vegas. Last night I had an overnight session that included the yoga + breakfast option that I advertise. Seems like people are always afraid to come to yoga with me. I love the shit. Do you think you are too fat? Too old? Too stiff? Well Mark … Continue reading Kinky Sex With Yoga and Breakfast
The night before thanksgiving I was settling down for a bottle of wine and 30 library books when the phone rang. It was a young relative in tears. Seems this person was chased out by zirs father in a tirade of bigoted, homophobic slander. I drove to the suburbs to rescue this teen, certain that … Continue reading Thanksgiving is when you find out what your family is made of
I went out to pick up a pizza last night and ended up getting kicked out of the pizza place. When I called for delivery they explained to me that it would take almost two ours but I could pick it up in 20 minutes. I was fucking hungry so I said, “I’ll come get … Continue reading No Pizza, No Beer, No Politics
Lately it seems that a lot of full-grown men feel inspired to yell at me. This is both sad and pathetic. As an activist working to remove the gender binary I can see these more prevalent man fits as being a sign of the changing times. But in a world that says it is not … Continue reading Man Fits
Yesterday I ran for the bus. I was lugging the five gallons of water, three bananas, two grapefruits and four bottles of kombucha that will complement my carrot juice diet for the week. As I approached the number ten bus at the corner of Park and University I was screaming at the top of my … Continue reading Fascism in the Name of Safety
I have come to terms with the reality that the economic meltdown is effecting my ability to have a good time. This is tragic and scary. Business sucks ass. I came out of a year of papers, reading, deadlines, presentations, and essentially reinventing myself to discover that no one has money to play. The other … Continue reading My Head Spins When I’m Broke
With all the fighting for basic civil liberties that have been happening around the country I thought it high time to sit down and write about marriage. So I wrote an angry piece about gay marriage and then I opted to not publish it. I stashed it in a folder and though I could avoid … Continue reading Marriage and Family
I got to Domcon on Friday afternoon. I ended up at the party having a great time. I was in a silly mood. I dressed at Little Miss Muffet, I found a face tuffet, had a seat, and chatted with Irene Boss for a good while the tuffet boy struggled to breathe. ☺ The conversation … Continue reading DomCon 2009
Yes, I like to name my blog entries after songs – my life is a mutherfucking musical. Today really sucked. Like sucked a donkey dick sucked. I should have taken some pills and watched movies all day. Foolish me I kept expecting it would improve. I was wrong. I work up at something like 5:00 … Continue reading Life is Shit, The World is Shit, and Everybody Has Nice Stuff but Me
