I was drunk, I was in a jaded and bitter mood, but I was determined to make the most of this funny little town. So I went to the gay bar. And there were boy strippers. Three of them. In their panties. In their muscles. In their chucks. I got myself a drink and stack … Continue reading Little Boy Strippers
San Francisco My father lives in the city. I come here as often as I can but I always have to entertain the reality that I am in close proximity to the family. He is stressful, as family members are apt to be. I finally got through the part of my adventure that required me … Continue reading San Francisco
I’m in San Diego for a few more months. I’m in and out of town as often as I can get out. I’m not happy here. I’m a hardcore pervert living in a conservative environment. I am kinky as hell. I have a penchant for public water sports. I am a mean demanding dominatrix. I’m … Continue reading I’m Gonna Post it to Craigslist
“Young dumb and trying to get some.” That is what the stupid boy who was too old for me to date back when I was a wee lass used to say. He said other brilliant things too like “if I bite you it will hurt.” Needless to say, dating that older guy made me into … Continue reading What Does A Woman Have To Do To Get Laid In This Town? — Leave Town?
I went out to pick up a pizza last night and ended up getting kicked out of the pizza place. When I called for delivery they explained to me that it would take almost two ours but I could pick it up in 20 minutes. I was fucking hungry so I said, “I’ll come get … Continue reading No Pizza, No Beer, No Politics
A turn of events has me in the city through the 25th of August. If you have something scheduled with me elsewhere and have not heard from me -- I have to cancel. If you are in San Francisco and want to play, I am here now. AVAILS I am available in the following areas … Continue reading End of Summer Avails ~~ San Francisco through August 25
The Bikram yoga post worked, sort of. A beautiful buff black man appeared and started practicing with me. He has these sexy dread locks. I think he sort of fetishizes them as he calls them his crown. He has a wicked sexy accent. Sounds and looks like he is from Kenya but he insists he … Continue reading A New Lover and Dirty Bathroom Porn
Last night something almost hot happened. I figured I had better bring you up to speed otherwise you might think I am being grumpy if I just tell you how many ways this town stinks. So I go to my corner dive bar to meet up with a fellow student and get some good drinking … Continue reading Dirty Porn, Sleazy Men, and My Status As “Real”
Easter night I went to the Faultline at something like 3 in the afternoon. I started out by drinking beer but when you have a seven foot tall transsexual dressed in a bright yellow dress with you in a club packed with hard bodies gay men you rapidly move to hard liquor. Gin and tonic, … Continue reading Okay, I Don’t Know How To Spell Vato or Chola — I’m White!