Fundraising for Lorelei Erisis — Get Out Your Wallets Bitches!

Many of you may know Lorelei, know of her, read about here, or had a chance to meet her at one of the events she frequents. I have known Lorelei for quite a long time. I helped her come out and transition back when she was playing the game of denial that many transpeople play. … Continue reading Fundraising for Lorelei Erisis — Get Out Your Wallets Bitches!

Dirty Things To Amy

Amy is blonde.  I dislike blondes on principal. I have never met Amy.  She went to High School with my girlfriend Lorelei.  I made a comment on facebook about the fact that I would like to do dirty things to Amy while she is dressed in a cute little sun dress. I would like to … Continue reading Dirty Things To Amy

The Ess, My Trip to New England, and Another Shit Year in Sandy Eggo.

Recently I applied for admission into a PhD program in New England.  Because of the madness in my personal life I applied to only one, the one I wanted to get into.  I went to visit, spoke with professors, found a couple of them who said I could work for them, and made my application … Continue reading The Ess, My Trip to New England, and Another Shit Year in Sandy Eggo.

Three Pissing Scenes

Thanks to the massive budget cuts that the California state school system is in the midst of, I had a ten-day furlough season.  I thought I could stick around and take care of the things I need to take care of or I could head to New England.  You might know how much I loathe … Continue reading Three Pissing Scenes

My Thesis — A Little Info For The Curious

I have mentioned here before that I am in school.  Lots of people have been asking how school is going and what my thesis is about so I thought I would write a little something for you to knawsh on. My thesis topic is gender variant neologisms (GVN).  A neologism is a new word.  The … Continue reading My Thesis — A Little Info For The Curious

How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend

  How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend   This paper is going to outline how to take your average, run of the mill, XY chromosome, genetic male and turn him into a shemale -- a non-operational transsexual woman! Let me start by saying that this is by no means a joke or something … Continue reading How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend

Sex — I Recommend You Have Some!

Welfare, teen mothers, food stamps, the rising price of gas, the war in the middle east, the wall we are building at the US / Mexico border.  I have opinions about them all.  But in March I wrote about sex and I had ten thousand individual visitors to my blog so sex is what you … Continue reading Sex — I Recommend You Have Some!

Shoes and Sex

Aggg my chucks were stolen.  I walked to the Improv and then put my high heels on.  I stashed my chucks behind the booth and didn't think anything of it.  When I was ready to leave my chucks were missing. Gone.  Just gone. Fuck it looks like I'm walking home in my high heels.  Dammit. … Continue reading Shoes and Sex