Tips for Keeping Your Pussy Healthy

One of the best things about being a sexpert is that sometimes my childhood friends will ask me for sex advice. I dislike a lot of needy email but when people I care about trust me with their secrets I feel all warm and cozy, like I have done something useful with my life. Today … Continue reading Tips for Keeping Your Pussy Healthy

Can You Afford My Rates?

I am not a very good dominatrix. I am not stern, I am not mean, I would rather you could entertain yourself. To watch you like a babysitter, to get dressed up, put on make up, the attitude that goes into “being a dominatrix,” drinking copious amount of water, not writing my thesis, not writing … Continue reading Can You Afford My Rates?

This Place Is So Weird

Vegas is like a giant 24 hour Wal-Mart with booze. It attracts the lowest common denominator of American white trash. People who go out in booty shorts and flip flops with giant acrylic fingernails adhered to their finger tips so as to look classy. This place is a freak show. I never really liked Vegas. … Continue reading This Place Is So Weird

DomCon LA — Today Only!

I'm in LA for DomCon today.  I'm in the mood to play. I need work of any kind so if you want to play or shoot me today is a good day to make that happen. When you see me with my gallon of water, say hello.  I have to pee.  Be my toilet! Widow … Continue reading DomCon LA — Today Only!

San Francisco

San Francisco My father lives in the city.  I come here as often as I can but I always have to entertain the reality that I am in close proximity to the family.  He is stressful, as family members are apt to be.  I finally got through the part of my adventure that required me … Continue reading San Francisco

I’m Gonna Post it to Craigslist

I’m in San Diego for a few more months.  I’m in and out of town as often as I can get out.  I’m not happy here.  I’m a hardcore pervert living in a conservative environment. I am kinky as hell.  I have a penchant for public water sports.  I am a mean demanding dominatrix. I’m … Continue reading I’m Gonna Post it to Craigslist

Even the Perverts are Conservative

I don’t think I am gonna make it another year in this town.  I’m sick from the sun all the time, the people are dumb – stupid -- vapid really, and the perverts are conservative in their kinks.  This I cannot stand! Somehow the guy tonight thought I was a “nice” dominatrix.  We agreed on … Continue reading Even the Perverts are Conservative

The Ess, My Trip to New England, and Another Shit Year in Sandy Eggo.

Recently I applied for admission into a PhD program in New England.  Because of the madness in my personal life I applied to only one, the one I wanted to get into.  I went to visit, spoke with professors, found a couple of them who said I could work for them, and made my application … Continue reading The Ess, My Trip to New England, and Another Shit Year in Sandy Eggo.

Sexual Anomie

The forced heteronormative expectations that we see in society foments in sexual culture, or rather in the void that represents sexual culture to us in the states.  We have a culture of silence, a culture that suggests that any sex is dangerous sex.  This anti-sex doctrine is being beaten into our youth through abstinence education … Continue reading Sexual Anomie