I have been having much fun in Las Vegas. Last night I had an overnight session that included the yoga + breakfast option that I advertise. Seems like people are always afraid to come to yoga with me. I love the shit. Do you think you are too fat? Too old? Too stiff? Well Mark … Continue reading Kinky Sex With Yoga and Breakfast
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I'm in LA for DomCon today. I'm in the mood to play. I need work of any kind so if you want to play or shoot me today is a good day to make that happen. When you see me with my gallon of water, say hello. I have to pee. Be my toilet! Widow … Continue reading DomCon LA — Today Only!
Ah Fuck I am so broke that I am counting my change. I am so broke that I am blogging about counting my change. I am far to broke to be comfortable. If you are a regular client, if you have been wanting to play, if you just like my writing and would like to … Continue reading I wrote this two days ago, hoped something would give, now that it hasn’t I present to you: BROKE!
Thanks to the massive budget cuts that the California state school system is in the midst of, I had a ten-day furlough season. I thought I could stick around and take care of the things I need to take care of or I could head to New England. You might know how much I loathe … Continue reading Three Pissing Scenes
Last night started in a most ominous fashion. The tweaker, who I have been attempting to employ to bring my desk out of the driveway and into my apartment, above the garage, flaked again. Making this day ten or twelve that my giant desk lingers in the driveway baiting the landlord (who lives in the … Continue reading Good News Everyone!
I am teaching The Business of Professional Domination at Dungeon Servitius in downtown San Diego Saturday September 19th at 6:00 PM. A party follows. It’s just ten bucks to get so come. This is one of my favorite workshops. I love to teach business, whip out my graphs, stats, and show off my way too … Continue reading The Business of Professional Domination
There is nothing sexy about sandy eggo. Not a god dam thing. Last year when school started I sent my girlfriend back east and I put my nose in a book. bout a hundred of em' actually. A year later I looked up to realize that this town managed to turn me into a cold … Continue reading I Got Laid!
Fuck the sun I feel like I am hung-over. All day I was in the sun. Not on a boat or at the beach but in a coffee house with windows, and driving across town. Just generally exposed to the sunlight. I feel beaten up. At 1:30 I was sobbing in the Kinko’s parking lot … Continue reading Fuck The Sun!
I have come to terms with the reality that the economic meltdown is effecting my ability to have a good time. This is tragic and scary. Business sucks ass. I came out of a year of papers, reading, deadlines, presentations, and essentially reinventing myself to discover that no one has money to play. The other … Continue reading My Head Spins When I’m Broke