Fix That, Buy This — Gimme!

I’m pissing in the bathtub for the rest of the night because my toilet is having a fit. It just keeps draining. I have jiggled the handle and gone into the tank, the toilet is just whining. I need this fixed asap. Additionally: My fridge is trying to die I need hurricane supplies and information … Continue reading Fix That, Buy This — Gimme!

Censorship in my smut bubble

Bullshit Changing All The Time Censorship Dealing with porn sites is really getting to be a huge pain in the arse. These ‘censorship’ rules are largely self imposed based on the website. This post is about my frustration in dealing with these silly power tripping censors. Eros guide is what pushed me over the edge … Continue reading Censorship in my smut bubble

Why I Work As A Stripper

I’m well educated and I have a really nice middle class job.  So why in the hell do I work in seedy bars half naked doing dirty things with strange men for money?  Because I like it.   I like the rush I get from meeting you in a dimly lit bar, with music so … Continue reading Why I Work As A Stripper

Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)

Greetings, my loyal readers. Sorry I have been absent for so very long. I was busy having fun. I’m going to bring you up to speed. I have been traveling a lot. Last update here suggests that I was in New Orleans, which I was and will be again soon. I am currently in Las … Continue reading Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)

Prepare To Enter …

I have been heading to the strip club a lot lately. Most of the time things are sexy, yet timid. I dance for some strangers, make a little money, dance on the pole, and get home in time to make it to six am yoga. Last night was by far the strangest night I have … Continue reading Prepare To Enter …

Can You Afford My Rates?

I am not a very good dominatrix. I am not stern, I am not mean, I would rather you could entertain yourself. To watch you like a babysitter, to get dressed up, put on make up, the attitude that goes into “being a dominatrix,” drinking copious amount of water, not writing my thesis, not writing … Continue reading Can You Afford My Rates?

Personal Slave Needed

I am in New England, western Massachusetts to be specific. I am working on my thesis and not playing very much this year. I am in need of a personal slave. You need to have experience, newbie’s will not be considered. The position involves doing laundry and other household chores, running errands, hauling things up … Continue reading Personal Slave Needed