I have a lot of people ask me to do my job for free. I had a few very nice conversations on niteflirt with some dude last week. He asked me if he could email me, so I told him how to find my contact info, then after communicating with me to ask for IT … Continue reading I’m In It For The Money!
I’m pissing in the bathtub for the rest of the night because my toilet is having a fit. It just keeps draining. I have jiggled the handle and gone into the tank, the toilet is just whining. I need this fixed asap. Additionally: My fridge is trying to die I need hurricane supplies and information … Continue reading Fix That, Buy This — Gimme!
Bullshit Changing All The Time Censorship Dealing with porn sites is really getting to be a huge pain in the arse. These ‘censorship’ rules are largely self imposed based on the website. This post is about my frustration in dealing with these silly power tripping censors. Eros guide is what pushed me over the edge … Continue reading Censorship in my smut bubble
Wankers. Don’t be one. A wanker is someone who calls and messes with you, doesn’t have money, schedules appointments that they don’t intend to keep, cancels and does it again and again and keeps asking to reschedule, or otherwise wasting the time of sex workers. Recently I made the silly mistake of booking … Continue reading I Have Heard it All, Twice.
I’m well educated and I have a really nice middle class job. So why in the hell do I work in seedy bars half naked doing dirty things with strange men for money? Because I like it. I like the rush I get from meeting you in a dimly lit bar, with music so … Continue reading Why I Work As A Stripper
Sorry I went away for a bit. I have been very ill. I have had every possible test run and the good news is that I'm not dying, I'm not contagious, and I'm totally insurable. The bad news is that I have had a three year migraine headache. Three and a half really, but who … Continue reading Wanna See Me?
Greetings, my loyal readers. Sorry I have been absent for so very long. I was busy having fun. I’m going to bring you up to speed. I have been traveling a lot. Last update here suggests that I was in New Orleans, which I was and will be again soon. I am currently in Las … Continue reading Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)
I have been heading to the strip club a lot lately. Most of the time things are sexy, yet timid. I dance for some strangers, make a little money, dance on the pole, and get home in time to make it to six am yoga. Last night was by far the strangest night I have … Continue reading Prepare To Enter …
I am not a very good dominatrix. I am not stern, I am not mean, I would rather you could entertain yourself. To watch you like a babysitter, to get dressed up, put on make up, the attitude that goes into “being a dominatrix,” drinking copious amount of water, not writing my thesis, not writing … Continue reading Can You Afford My Rates?
I am in New England, western Massachusetts to be specific. I am working on my thesis and not playing very much this year. I am in need of a personal slave. You need to have experience, newbie’s will not be considered. The position involves doing laundry and other household chores, running errands, hauling things up … Continue reading Personal Slave Needed