One of the best things about being a sexpert is that sometimes my childhood friends will ask me for sex advice. I dislike a lot of needy email but when people I care about trust me with their secrets I feel all warm and cozy, like I have done something useful with my life. Today … Continue reading Tips for Keeping Your Pussy Healthy
I have been having much fun in Las Vegas. Last night I had an overnight session that included the yoga + breakfast option that I advertise. Seems like people are always afraid to come to yoga with me. I love the shit. Do you think you are too fat? Too old? Too stiff? Well Mark … Continue reading Kinky Sex With Yoga and Breakfast
There is nothing sexy about sandy eggo. Not a god dam thing. Last year when school started I sent my girlfriend back east and I put my nose in a book. bout a hundred of em' actually. A year later I looked up to realize that this town managed to turn me into a cold … Continue reading I Got Laid!
The Bikram yoga post worked, sort of. A beautiful buff black man appeared and started practicing with me. He has these sexy dread locks. I think he sort of fetishizes them as he calls them his crown. He has a wicked sexy accent. Sounds and looks like he is from Kenya but he insists he … Continue reading A New Lover and Dirty Bathroom Porn