My Thesis — A Little Info For The Curious

I have mentioned here before that I am in school.  Lots of people have been asking how school is going and what my thesis is about so I thought I would write a little something for you to knawsh on. My thesis topic is gender variant neologisms (GVN).  A neologism is a new word.  The … Continue reading My Thesis — A Little Info For The Curious

How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend

  How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend   This paper is going to outline how to take your average, run of the mill, XY chromosome, genetic male and turn him into a shemale -- a non-operational transsexual woman! Let me start by saying that this is by no means a joke or something … Continue reading How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend

The Fight

What are friends?  I used to think I knew. Recently I went to NOLA to visit my friend Lolo and little Debbie, not to be confused with Debbie.  When I had had just about enough of the bullshit that makes LA so wonderful I got a little tipsy and bought one-way greyhound bus tickets to … Continue reading The Fight

Shoes and Sex

Aggg my chucks were stolen.  I walked to the Improv and then put my high heels on.  I stashed my chucks behind the booth and didn't think anything of it.  When I was ready to leave my chucks were missing. Gone.  Just gone. Fuck it looks like I'm walking home in my high heels.  Dammit. … Continue reading Shoes and Sex

Okay, I Don’t Know How To Spell Vato or Chola — I’m White!

Easter night I went to the Faultline at something like 3 in the afternoon. I started out by drinking beer but when you have a seven foot tall transsexual dressed in a bright yellow dress with you in a club packed with hard bodies gay men you rapidly move to hard liquor. Gin and tonic, … Continue reading Okay, I Don’t Know How To Spell Vato or Chola — I’m White!