I have mentioned here before that I am in school. Lots of people have been asking how school is going and what my thesis is about so I thought I would write a little something for you to knawsh on. My thesis topic is gender variant neologisms (GVN). A neologism is a new word. The … Continue reading My Thesis — A Little Info For The Curious
Category: T-Girls
How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend This paper is going to outline how to take your average, run of the mill, XY chromosome, genetic male and turn him into a shemale -- a non-operational transsexual woman! Let me start by saying that this is by no means a joke or something … Continue reading How To Turn Your Boyfriend into Your Girlfriend
What are friends? I used to think I knew. Recently I went to NOLA to visit my friend Lolo and little Debbie, not to be confused with Debbie. When I had had just about enough of the bullshit that makes LA so wonderful I got a little tipsy and bought one-way greyhound bus tickets to … Continue reading The Fight
Aggg my chucks were stolen. I walked to the Improv and then put my high heels on. I stashed my chucks behind the booth and didn't think anything of it. When I was ready to leave my chucks were missing. Gone. Just gone. Fuck it looks like I'm walking home in my high heels. Dammit. … Continue reading Shoes and Sex
I was reading the crap that litters the max fisch forums this morning and I discovered a post written by someone who has spent 20 years hanging out with transgendered people. He said " I’ve seen posts in which terms such as transsexual, transvestite, transgender, tgirl, etc. are used interchangeably or incorrectly. As such, I’d … Continue reading The Correct Usage of T-Girl
Easter night I went to the Faultline at something like 3 in the afternoon. I started out by drinking beer but when you have a seven foot tall transsexual dressed in a bright yellow dress with you in a club packed with hard bodies gay men you rapidly move to hard liquor. Gin and tonic, … Continue reading Okay, I Don’t Know How To Spell Vato or Chola — I’m White!
Easter—it makes me think of gay boys drinking beer and pissing on each other. Wanna find out why? I’m on my way to the Faultline. If you want to have a fantastic adventure now is a good time to call. I probably won’t hear my phone ring once I get to the bar. Several years … Continue reading A Beer Bash Isn’t For Women In Pink Dresses
I’m sitting here in my office and I have my second beer, a cookie, and a pistol sitting next to me. I don’t plan on shooing anyone it just happens to be sitting next to my computer. It is loaded. Lately I have been pretty stressed out. I have been waiting anxiously for a green … Continue reading Living Life Like I’m On Shore Leave! ~~~ or how to get a session on the cheap!
Ode To Lorelei Alright it is time to tell you about my fantastic girlfriend. When I met her she was a man, a very sharp man. Standing at 6’4” she was the same height as Abe Lincoln. She was actively playing Abe Lincoln in Abe Lincoln Presents, a Second City Show. She was wearing fancy … Continue reading My Transsexual Girlfriend