Let me start off by saying that I am not fat. I do not have a complex. I do not think I am fat. For the industry I am often considered to be fat. So, now you know. My body is actually quite lovely. My measurements are 36D, 25,40. I have a tiny middle with … Continue reading On Being a Fat Stripper
Ah Fuck I am so broke that I am counting my change. I am so broke that I am blogging about counting my change. I am far to broke to be comfortable. If you are a regular client, if you have been wanting to play, if you just like my writing and would like to … Continue reading I wrote this two days ago, hoped something would give, now that it hasn’t I present to you: BROKE!
I went it the sunshine. It was worth it!
Yesterday I ran for the bus. I was lugging the five gallons of water, three bananas, two grapefruits and four bottles of kombucha that will complement my carrot juice diet for the week. As I approached the number ten bus at the corner of Park and University I was screaming at the top of my … Continue reading Fascism in the Name of Safety
I have come to terms with the reality that the economic meltdown is effecting my ability to have a good time. This is tragic and scary. Business sucks ass. I came out of a year of papers, reading, deadlines, presentations, and essentially reinventing myself to discover that no one has money to play. The other … Continue reading My Head Spins When I’m Broke
With all the fighting for basic civil liberties that have been happening around the country I thought it high time to sit down and write about marriage. So I wrote an angry piece about gay marriage and then I opted to not publish it. I stashed it in a folder and though I could avoid … Continue reading Marriage and Family
The sweat drips down my skin It gets in my yes Sometimes I stick out my tongue and lick the sweat off my breasts, upside-down. The deep stretch The sensation of tightening muscles in my groin I have come in several of the Bikram poses -- camel, half locust, and eagle. I hope to be … Continue reading Bikram Buddy?
I lost 10 lbs in 7 days with THE FLU I know it sounds unbelievable. Ten pounds in seven days – there are always these con like gimmicks that make empty promises but with my proven strategy you can really loose the weight. Now granted you have to suffer with a 104 degree fever for … Continue reading I Lost 10 lbs. in 7 Days with … THE FLU!