My flight was at 6 Am. The first train to logan was at 530. I spent the night in the airport with Lorelei. I got in a wheelchair and was wheeled to my gate. I took a sleeping pill and woke up in LA at 11 AM. I went to the post office. I was … Continue reading Fuck The Patriarchy — Where Are The Scissors?
Yeah I ran away from home. I was sad, I was lonely, I was cold, and I was PMS-ing. I was homesick and I wanted an avocado. I wanted a real tortilla. I wanted to breathe the air that blows off the pacific ocean. Like I so often do I looked at the … Continue reading Phone Updates Got In The Way Of Sexy Fun
For over 40 hours now I have been wanting to sit down and write about the connections of my childhood and the reason I think men should pay for it. Raymond. When I was nine I had a 14 year old slave who would bring me gifts after all the lights went out. He brought … Continue reading Paying For It
I am planning a nationwide tour. I'm booking my one-woman show, If Lucy Had A Whip: Tales of an American Dominatrix, and taking it to fabulous places like Omaha, Buffalo, and Reno. Sounds like fun, hun? Anyway, last time I did a big tour I had a guy contact me and tell me that he … Continue reading Have an RV? ~~~~~ Be My Road Bitch!
Last night I had a client in my dungeon. He was being given a very difficult vocabulary test and things were getting pretty silly. He could not tell me the difference between innervate and enervate so I was hitting him with a rubber chicken. At some point he tried to turn the tables and decided … Continue reading Apologies are Better With Shoes!
Last night I met a little weasely man who said he wanted to be my cuck. I thought “this is better done than said” so I grabbed a couple of beautiful black men and took them downstairs to the hotel room. I pushed the two white slaves into the corner to watch as I got … Continue reading Cuckold Sessions