There is nothing sexy about sandy eggo. Not a god dam thing. Last year when school started I sent my girlfriend back east and I put my nose in a book. bout a hundred of em' actually. A year later I looked up to realize that this town managed to turn me into a cold … Continue reading I Got Laid!
I went out to pick up a pizza last night and ended up getting kicked out of the pizza place. When I called for delivery they explained to me that it would take almost two ours but I could pick it up in 20 minutes. I was fucking hungry so I said, “I’ll come get … Continue reading No Pizza, No Beer, No Politics