I cry when I tell people how much it hurts when people who I care about tell me that I am too weird to be part of their lives. I actually cry. I have been told that I don’t fit in and that I am too much for people to handle and thus need to … Continue reading The Left Shoe Bandit!
Why do people stand me up? I have been in the smut business for so long. I like the connection that I get from people from real intimate interpersonal connection, but then people do stupid shit and stand me up. I have little patience for my time being wasted. I am going back under my … Continue reading Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.
Today I wish to contemplate the fake orgasm. I have found myself wondering why women continue to feed the egos of men through perpetuating the fake orgasm. It’s such a cliché to fake one – my god why are we still doing this? And why don’t men know how to cope with blatant sexual advances? … Continue reading The Politics Of Faking An Orgasm
The privileged white male complex has never once impressed me. In fact anyone who thinks that they are better than other people makes me want to scream. I have a very low tolerance for bigots. Saturday I experienced discrimination that would have been much easier to take if it hadn’t been so two faced. I … Continue reading Paying For The Social Inadequacies Of Men
I was reading the crap that litters the max fisch forums this morning and I discovered a post written by someone who has spent 20 years hanging out with transgendered people. He said " I’ve seen posts in which terms such as transsexual, transvestite, transgender, tgirl, etc. are used interchangeably or incorrectly. As such, I’d … Continue reading The Correct Usage of T-Girl
Easter night I went to the Faultline at something like 3 in the afternoon. I started out by drinking beer but when you have a seven foot tall transsexual dressed in a bright yellow dress with you in a club packed with hard bodies gay men you rapidly move to hard liquor. Gin and tonic, … Continue reading Okay, I Don’t Know How To Spell Vato or Chola — I’m White!
Easter—it makes me think of gay boys drinking beer and pissing on each other. Wanna find out why? I’m on my way to the Faultline. If you want to have a fantastic adventure now is a good time to call. I probably won’t hear my phone ring once I get to the bar. Several years … Continue reading A Beer Bash Isn’t For Women In Pink Dresses
I’m sitting here in my office and I have my second beer, a cookie, and a pistol sitting next to me. I don’t plan on shooing anyone it just happens to be sitting next to my computer. It is loaded. Lately I have been pretty stressed out. I have been waiting anxiously for a green … Continue reading Living Life Like I’m On Shore Leave! ~~~ or how to get a session on the cheap!
Ode To Lorelei Alright it is time to tell you about my fantastic girlfriend. When I met her she was a man, a very sharp man. Standing at 6’4” she was the same height as Abe Lincoln. She was actively playing Abe Lincoln in Abe Lincoln Presents, a Second City Show. She was wearing fancy … Continue reading My Transsexual Girlfriend
How is the slave seeking going? That is the question of the week. Pretty poorly if you must know the truth. I met with several slave wanna be types in the last week and here are some of the highlights. The Famous Rock Star Not only had I never seen him, no one stopped him … Continue reading One Good Bitch. Is That Too Much To Ask For?