“Young dumb and trying to get some.” That is what the stupid boy who was too old for me to date back when I was a wee lass used to say. He said other brilliant things too like “if I bite you it will hurt.” Needless to say, dating that older guy made me into … Continue reading What Does A Woman Have To Do To Get Laid In This Town? — Leave Town?
Last night started in a most ominous fashion. The tweaker, who I have been attempting to employ to bring my desk out of the driveway and into my apartment, above the garage, flaked again. Making this day ten or twelve that my giant desk lingers in the driveway baiting the landlord (who lives in the … Continue reading Good News Everyone!