More Fun — and Toilet Paper.

So earlier in the week a wanker contacted me with a seemingly real proposition. We made a plan to meet up Thursday afternoon, but I was dealing with several other thursday appointments that I was trying to squeeze him in the middle of. No real shocker — wanker turned out to be a phony time … Continue reading More Fun — and Toilet Paper.

Just a Quick Update

I'm in San Diego. When I'm in New England I get a lot of people on my phone and in my inbox suggesting that they want to play when I am in SoCal. Well I am here bitches! I have limited time to play in San Diego through the 3rd of April. I am ONLY … Continue reading Just a Quick Update

A Public Golden Shower in a Very Crowded Place!

Meet me at the beach, down near Lifeguard tower 33, I said.  “Right there on the main strip?” he queried, fear in his voice.  “Yep right there on the beach,” I insisted. It was the perfect place to meet him.  I was going to be there anyway.  I have been practicing at 6:00 am in … Continue reading A Public Golden Shower in a Very Crowded Place!

Apologies are Better With Shoes!

Last night I had a client in my dungeon. He was being given a very difficult vocabulary test and things were getting pretty silly. He could not tell me the difference between innervate and enervate so I was hitting him with a rubber chicken. At some point he tried to turn the tables and decided … Continue reading Apologies are Better With Shoes!