I Have Food, This is Good

After reading my rant, sure as shit, some bitches came climbing out of the wood work all butt hurt saying “I’m a regular, no?” My response of ‘who is this?’ Didn’t exactly please them. There is no fighting the fact that I am in a bad mood. I have all these big plans but every … Continue reading I Have Food, This is Good

Day Two: Public Blowjob

I met a bitch who I have seen before.  We met in a quiet, cozy, charming New England tea house.  There were people sitting right behind us.  They were chatting, I was a little too loud.  I talked about pissing and dildos.  At one point they stopped talking because they had clearly overheard something that … Continue reading Day Two: Public Blowjob

Facebook — Meet Old Friends and Pee on Them!

So, I met up with an old friend from high school in the middle of the night. We went to the beach, as we were apt to do back in the day, and discovered that the waves were glowing. Neon plankton on the west coast? Eh?? As we were standing there watching the waves, spying … Continue reading Facebook — Meet Old Friends and Pee on Them!

Sex — I Recommend You Have Some!

Welfare, teen mothers, food stamps, the rising price of gas, the war in the middle east, the wall we are building at the US / Mexico border.  I have opinions about them all.  But in March I wrote about sex and I had ten thousand individual visitors to my blog so sex is what you … Continue reading Sex — I Recommend You Have Some!