I cry when I tell people how much it hurts when people who I care about tell me that I am too weird to be part of their lives. I actually cry. I have been told that I don’t fit in and that I am too much for people to handle and thus need to … Continue reading The Left Shoe Bandit!
Last night I had a client in my dungeon. He was being given a very difficult vocabulary test and things were getting pretty silly. He could not tell me the difference between innervate and enervate so I was hitting him with a rubber chicken. At some point he tried to turn the tables and decided … Continue reading Apologies are Better With Shoes!