A Quick Piss In Whole Foods

I met the cute young thing in the whole foods produce section. I put my hand out as we walked to the bathroom, he put the money in it. I opened the men’s room door expecting to find someone in there. It was vacant. We went into the stall. “Take off anything you don’t want … Continue reading A Quick Piss In Whole Foods

Apologies are Better With Shoes!

Last night I had a client in my dungeon. He was being given a very difficult vocabulary test and things were getting pretty silly. He could not tell me the difference between innervate and enervate so I was hitting him with a rubber chicken. At some point he tried to turn the tables and decided … Continue reading Apologies are Better With Shoes!